

On the walk back to the car, Tim looked so ridiculous (as usual) that I snapped this photo:

It's hard to see because it was so dark and I don't have a flash on my phone, but he was wearing bathing suit shorts, a button-up short-sleeved white shirt half buttoned, brown socks up to his calves and brown shoes, and a large cooler slung on his side like a messenger bag. If you think that's bad, the worst part was that he was walking with the aid of two golf clubs--using them as makeshift walking sticks.
If anyone has had the pleasure of walking through the woods or going on a hike with Tim and me, you probably know that Tim always has to find a big stick to use as a walking stick because he thinks it's cool. He thinks it makes him look extra rugged or something. I inevitably have to steal this walking stick and either throw it into the woods like a javelin or break it in half because he's taking himself too seriously. ahaha. It's one thing to have a walking stick if you're climbing a mountain, but if you're just walking in the woods, you DON'T NEED A WALKING STICK! (If anyone is reading this and thinks I'm just mean, you're probably right. But I'm mostly joking and he knows it). Nevertheless, I could not javelin his golf-club-walking-sticks because there were too many people around and those TaylorMades are too valuable to discard. Oh well. Tim is just a crazy guy.
you're not mean; you're just hilarious. thumbs up on using "javelin" as a verb; the image of you doing that made me chuckle.
ReplyDeleteWow-I never thought of using golf clubs as a walking stick! He is a crazy guy, and I'm not too sure where his fashion sense came from...
ReplyDelete-Wynne